For the last time, I don't like lilacs! Your 'first' wife was the one who liked lilacs! There's no part of that sentence I didn't like! I've got to find a way to escape the horrible ravages of youth.
Yeah, and if you were the pope they'd be all, "Straighten your pope hat." And "Put on your good vestments." Son, as your lawyer, I declare y'all are in a 12-piece bucket o' trouble. But I done struck you a deal: Five hours of community service cleanin' up that ol' mess you caused. I saw you with those two "ladies of the evening" at Elzars. Explain that. No! Don't jump! Say it in Russian! Fatal. I was having the most wonderful dream. Except you were there, and you were there, and you were there!
I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself. In your time, yes, but nowadays shut up! Besides, these are adult stemcells, harvested from perfectly healthy adults whom I killed for their stemcells.
Wow, you got that off the Internet? In my day, the Internet was only used to download pornography. OK, if everyone's finished being stupid. Alright, let's mafia things up a bit. Joey, burn down the ship. Clamps, burn down the crew.