Kids have names? Perhaps, but perhaps your civilization is merely the sewer of an even greater society above you! A sexy mistake. Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.
Now Fry, it's been a few years since medical school, so remind me. Disemboweling in your species: fatal or non-fatal? Your best is an idiot! For example, if you killed your grandfather, you'd cease to exist!
Oh, how I wish I could believe or understand that! There's only one reasonable course of action now: kill Flexo! Why, those are the Grunka-Lunkas! They work here in the Slurm factory. Wow! A superpowers drug you can just rub onto your skin? You'd think it would be something you'd have to freebase.
But I know you in the future. I cleaned your poop. Oh, how awful. Did he at least die painlessly? …To shreds, you say. Well, how is his wife holding up? …To shreds, you say. A sexy mistake. My fellow Earthicans, as I have explained in my book 'Earth in the Balance", and the much more popular "Harry Potter and the Balance of Earth', we need to defend our planet against pollution. Also dark wizards. Leela's gonna kill me.