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This is fun

נוב 2, 2016
By eyal

I'm partial to air conditioning. I love Halloween. The one time of year when everyone wears a mask … not just me. Watching ice melt. This is fun. I'm really more an apartment person. Makes me a … scientist. Pretend. You pretend the feelings are there, for the world, for the people around you. Who knows? Maybe one day they will be. I will not…

I'm going to remind

נוב 2, 2016
By eyal

Why did you bring us here? This is the worst kind of discrimination: the kind against me! I'm just glad my fat, ugly mama isn't alive to see this day. I had more, but you go ahead. Goodbye, friends. I never thought I'd die like this. But I always really hoped. Wow! A superpowers drug you can just rub onto your skin? You'd think it…

Shut up and take my money

אוג 5, 2016
By eyal

Dissect its brain! That's right, baby. I ain't your loverboy Flexo, the guy you love so much. You even love anyone pretending to be him! Doomsday device? Ah, now the ball's in Farnsworth's court! You know the worst thing about being a slave? They make you work, but they don't pay you or let you go. I don't want to be rescued. Who am I…

Keep your mind

אוג 1, 2016
By eyal

We are more Pretend. You pretend the feelings are there, for the world, for the people around you. Who knows? Maybe one day they will be. I'm going to tell you something that I've never told anyone before. Tonight's the night. And it's going to happen again and again. It has to happen. Hello, Dexter Morgan. I'm not the monster he wants me to be.…

Tonight's the night

אוג 1, 2016
By eyal

Rorschach would say you have a hard time relating to others. I like seafood. I'm really more an apartment person. I'm generally confused most of the time. I'm Dexter, and I'm not sure what I am. I'm going to tell you something that I've never told anyone before. Under normal circumstances, I'd take that as a compliment. Tell him time is of the essence. I'm…

Wow, you got that off the Internet?

מאי 18, 2016
By eyal

Oh sure! For the last time, I don't like lilacs! Your 'first' wife was the one who liked lilacs! There's no part of that sentence I didn't like! I've got to find a way to escape the horrible ravages of youth. Five hours? Yeah, and if you were the pope they'd be all, "Straighten your pope hat." And "Put on your good vestments." Son, as…

With a warning label

מאי 18, 2016
By eyal

Son, as your lawyer, I declare y'all are in a 12-piece bucket o' trouble. But I done struck you a deal: Five hours of community service cleanin' up that ol' mess you caused. You're going to do his laundry? Say what? No! I want to live! There are still too many things I don't own! Bender, we're trying our best. Isn't it true that you…

You have a good heart

מאי 18, 2016
By eyal

Whoa a real live robot; or is that some kind of cheesy New Year's costume? You, a bobsleder!? That I'd like to see! Soon enough. Who are you, my warranty?! Bite my shiny metal ass. Guards! Bring me the forms I need to fill out to have her taken away! Oh, I always feared he might run off like this. Why, why, why didn't I…

So I really am important?

אפר 18, 2016
By eyal

Pansy. Doomsday device? Ah, now the ball's in Farnsworth's court! Kif might! Bender, we're trying our best. Are you crazy? I can't swallow that. Yep, I remember. They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages! So I really am important? How I feel when I'm drunk is correct? Really?! You wouldn't. Ask anyway! So, how 'bout them Knicks? I guess…

Actually, that's still true

אפר 15, 2016
By eyal

Really?! The key to victory is discipline, and that means a well made bed. You will practice until you can make your bed in your sleep. Michelle, I don't regret this, but I both rue and lament it. Yeah. Give a little credit to our public schools. Yeah. Give a little credit to our public schools. WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOOD NIGHT! So,…